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I didn't notice that I bought grapes with seeds in them! Now I don't care for grapes with seeds, so I can only imagine how gross they seemed to autistic boys with lots of food issues...and very healthy gag reflexes! My first clue to the seeded grapes were all the seeds spit out on the kitchen floor. ha.
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I found Taylor sleeping on the living room couch the other morning. He said when he got in bed the night before that it was full of ants. Great. Of course when I went to investigate, he had 3 days worth of dirty dishes on the empty side of his bed. Ants...duh! Smart, cute college guys can be ...well, lazy. Hopefully he learned a lesson after he changed his sheets, vacuumed, removed the dishes and sprayed bug killer. Sigh.
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Remember me losing my hub cap on the van and Taylor miraculously finding it while he out...20 miles away? Well, as excited as we were...the tabs were broken off and it can't go back on. Poor van...it's looking pretty bad with it's naked wheel, rusty paint, possessed wipers and missing gas cap cover. The Mister says we look like the Clampetts. I think we look worse! LOL!
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My regular readers know that my coffee maker is on my bedside table. I use it as an alarm clock and have my first cup before getting out of bed in the morning. It's a wonderful treat...unless you sit your full mug in front of you on the bed and reach a little too far for a Kleenex....spilling the whole thing on the mattress!
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Speaking of coffee, I start saving the used grounds in a canister beside the kitchen sink every spring. When it's full, I take it out and dump them in my garden soil. In a rush last week, I quickly dumped the wet grounds...oops ....into the wrong canister! They landed on 3 pounds of newly purchased Ghirardelli chocolate chips. Oh my.
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Yes, I'm laughing...so laugh with me! Oh my, oh my....this is a crazy, crazy life!
OK...I need more coffee....
If you don't see yourself on my list...no worries....I go to the grocery a lot for my five men....I'm sure lots of fresh blog faces will come to mind this coming week! And if you are here and got associated with t.p. or a bug killer, don't take offense...it's all in fun, right? After all, I didn't name you. hee. LOL!
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Tom Swifties are a special kind of pun, a type of Wellerism. Sam Weller in Charles Dickens' "Pickwick Papers" (1836-7) was prone to producing punning sentences such as: 'Out with it, as the father said to the child when he swallowed a farden [farthing]'. This type of verbal play, involving a metaphorical and a punningly literal sense, soon gained popularity under the name of wellerism, and a craze for devising such expressions rapidly sprang up on both sides of the Atlantic. A Tom Swifty is a Wellerism in which an adverb relates both properly and punningly to a sentence of reported speech. The quip takes its name from Tom Swift, a boy's adventure hero created by the prolific American writer Edward L. Stratemeyer. Under the pseudonym Victor Appleton, he published a series of books featuring the young Tom Swift. Tom Swift rarely passed a remark without a qualifying adverb as "Tom added eagerly" or "Tom said jokingly". The play on words discussed here arose as a pastiche of this, coming to be known by the term Tom Swifty.
Here are some fun examples ~
I can only imagine that looking for the Wellerisms in these Jr. Adventure books made reading the series all the more enjoyable for the boys of the 1950's! There are over 500 Tom Swifties listed on the fun-with-words.com website if you would like to read more. This is also where I got all my info here.
And if you want to review the other words games I've done, such as oxymorons, pleonasms and idioms, click HERE!
And, if you can think of any on your own, "Congratulations; you graduated," said Betsy diplomatically. Get it? haha. :)
Each part of the USA...beautiful in it's own way! :)