Abner and Gladys Kravitz
from Bewitched.
The Mister and I are guilty of looking out our windows
and snooping at the neighbors. Yes, we would admit it!
And if we catch each other looking, we will call each other
a 'Kravitz'. haha. But in our defense, a few of our neighbors
are just too darn entertaining not to take notice!
I thought you'd get a laugh out of a conversation we had
this weekend....
- The Mister ~ Come here and look at the outside lights the new neighbors are putting up.
- Me ~ Oh my. I don't like those. They are way too small for the house! Is that the wife?
- The Mister ~ Yes. The kids were out earlier.
- Me ~ Is she pregnant?
- The Mister ~ hmmm...certainly looks that way. But their kids are middle school age.
- Me ~ Could have been a surprise!
- The Mister ~ I don't know. Maybe she just has a big gut.
- Me ~ Wait til she turns around. Oh, I think she's pregnant!
- The Mister ~ We need to go over and introduce ourselves soon.
- Me ~ Yes. I'll bake something to take over.
- The Mister ~ Sounds good.
- Me ~ Whatever you do, don't ask when she's due. Because it will be really awkward forever and ever if she says she's not pregnant!
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