Conversation Over Coffee

• The Mister: As I was putting the trash out, Mr. Neighbor Man yelled across the yard to me.
• Me: Yelled what?
• The Mister: He said, "I see you're feeding the skunks again!"
• Me:  Feeding the skunks?  What?  What did you say?
• The Mister:  I didn't say anything!  I just waived and kept walking.
• Me:  Are you kidding?  Why didn't you ask what he meant by that?
• The Mister:  Because I didn't care and I didn't want to talk to him!
• Me:  Oh geesh, I want to know what that was supposed to mean!  I haven't seen any skunks since last fall.  And the last ones I saw were living under his deck!
• The Mister:  I suppose the only thing he could possibly be referring to is that he has seen a skunk eating spilled seed under our bird feeder.
• Me:  Well, I haven't seen one...that squirrel is the only thing out there besides the birds.  So do you think he is blaming us for his skunks?
• The Mister: Probably.  But it's not our fault he has a skunk living under his deck!  We've taken care of all the feral cats in the neighborhood.  He can take care of the skunks.

For anyone who may not know, Mr. Neighbor Man is known

to do irritating things like peek in our window, hang his

underwear on the clothesline right in our view, park his

truck off of his driveway, too close to our house, run his

tractor onto our property, etc, etc.  Not exactly our 

favorite neighbor.  lol....and I admit that we have
become Mr and Mrs Kravitz, watching out the kitchen
window to see what irritating thing his is up to now. haha.

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