New Hope for Lonely Singles

Newly single tanned male seeking Ralph Lauren Polo mate for life.

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My dear friend Alan Burnett from News From Nowhere has a brilliant idea!

We all have poor lonely socks who have lost their mates, right?

A new website could just be the answer! And since

nobody can say it quite like Alan,

here is the idea in his own words... "I have

therefore established a new organisation which will be known as NNOSE (News From Nowhere Orphan Sock Exchange) and which henceforth will be dedicated to reuniting orphaned socks, wherever they may be. This truly global initiative requires nothing more than for you to post a weekly scan of any orphaned sock in your collection and agree to post if off to any other member of the NNOSE Network who has a similar available orphan. I urge all my friends and followers to post (digitally) a sock in the hope that soon they will be able to post (logistically) the same sock to a grieving partner. The movement could become viral within a matter of weeks. At long last a real reason for the Internet will have been discovered. Mankind will be happier....." Click HERE to read more (you won't be disappointed!)

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And seeing as I live with 5 men who are famous for owning socks who have

tragically lost their mates, I am happy and excited at the possibility

of becoming a charter member of the NNOSE.

Finally, there is hope for all orphaned socks of the world! :)

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Brilliant, Alan! Simply brilliant!

And thank you for saving the orphaned socks.