Hope This Makes You Giggle

Since The Mister loves chocolate and

he also loves bacon, I thought this fancy dark

 chocolate bar with bacon in it would be a fun thing to get him. 

We sampled it the other day.

It wasn't really as tasty as you might think.

It was more like bits of smokey charcoal stirred into the

chocolate than it was a true bacon taste.

But it wasn't a total loss.

The packaging ended up being most entertaining!

Some beautiful woman named Katrina created  it

and she gave quite a lengthy history of herself

and the story behind her chocolate on the back of the bar.

I have to say, though, that if she really thinks Aunt Jemima

Syrup and maple syrup are one and the same, Le Cordon

Beau in Paris might not have let her graduate!

But the best part was the paragraph that actually told you

 how to properly eat the chocolate, engaging all five senses,

feeling, rubbing, and even lusting as a tiny bite

melts on your tongue.

This was just perfect for The Mister, as

I always tease him about his love for chocolate

and the 'need' to have some every day.

I've even mentioned that if it's dark chocolate

ice cream, he looks like he's making out with it

rather than simply eating it. hahaha.

I guess Katrina and The Mister share a passion.

♥